This was my favourite part of his speeches.
One day, Donald will take over this world. I know it.
how the fuck do you not even have a spot for the powerful trans rights activist laverne cox when she was at number 1 at one point and had a much greater percentage of yes votes to her nos but let people like appropriation station Miley Cyrus who had shaky balance in the polls in
leaving Laverne Cox off of the Time top 100 despite the overwhelming support she received is an act of violence and erasure towards trans women
Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
ok but literally how
HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)
i dont know if im entertained or terrified